SAMANTHA – A Type A Alpha She-bitch. Is she ever wrong? She has a hot-spicy latino boyfriend Gabriel who is everything she isn’t- warm, caring and easy going.
GABRIEL – Cuban who relocated to the US a couple of years ago and still has a hard time with the language. He misses his family and by connecting Sam to hers he is in a way connecting to his own.
DEBBIE – A former cheerleader whose star doesn’t burn so bright. She lives in a fantasy world. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but boy is she fun.
SHELL – His life was chosen for him. When is he going to grow some balls? His pregnant wife constantly nags at him for she wants to ride the wild pony she once knew. Instead, he prefers talking to his buffalo because they agree with everything he does.
DOLORES – She likes barking orders and buries her grief under mountains of cupcakes and streams of creamed corn. Her goal – throw the best Christmas ever even if it drives everyone loony.
DALE – A mama’s boy. He has never had a relationship with a woman. Will he ever grow up or is he destined to fantasize about “JELLO WOMAN”, the local hottie.